I was at a party one night and was drunk past the fuckin test. I was in this room with some girl and we were fuckin around and shit. My friend comes and knocks on the door and i'm like WTF. He says you better get out here dude. I stumble out of the room and down the hall. I guess my friend got a gay dude to take him to buy a case of beer. When he got back this kid was like you roll with faggots dawg? And started talkin all this shit. I walk up to him and was just like wtf is your problem dude fuck you. He starts runnin his mouth sayin, "I roll with gangstas dawg" and all this other lame shit. He suddenly out of nowhere suckerpunches me in the cheek. We end up down on the ground somehow. I get some hits on him. And my friend is fighting his friend some random black guy. Were about to beat the dudes ass and his pussy ass pulls out a golf stick without the club, hits my other friend in the arm so we just left. Now I was wasted, my friend was rollin, and my other friend was tripping. If we would have all been tottaly sober like him, we would have stomped the shit out of them. God I hate drugs.

Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That, is when the world will end.