The other day... at a school football game... a student staff guy, who is a year older than me decided that he was a fucking police... so as he is trying to break up some playfull moshing/mild rioting in the stands... I push him and tell him to "Shut the fuck up"... he less then kindly refuses. He obviously has some anger issues, and he flips out and tries to attack me. I have no friends nearby... this guy is bigger than me... much bigger. The only thing gaurding me now is 2 feet of distance, and a reputation. Thankfully, the latter was sufficient. I wouldn't really care if I got the shit kicked out of me... as long as I didn't lose any teeth. But as he lunged... three guys that I hardly know grab him and say "Calm the fuck down!" and "We've got your back Chris". Now as I am standing behind 6-10 large guys with a look of shrugging disbelief on my face.. as if to say "what the fuck are you going to do?"

So basically, I was a badass... and won what could have been a blood fight without lifting a finger.