The Tale of My Alien Abduction

I was in a bar watching the game with my two roommates. I guess I had one too many beers, because I fell off my pussy. I left my roommates and started fucking home. Suddenly, I was blinded by a bright light and someone pulled me into a gay penis. I drifted in and out of consciousness and only remember feeling fucking instruments poking into me. Somehow I woke up in my own bed, gayly hung over. I realized I must have been the victim of an alien abduction! I got out of bed, tripping over my pussies, and saw that I had a fuckhead tattooed on my arm. I wanted to run to the police to report my alien abduction, but then my roommates were standing over me laughing, and I realized they were the ones who had abducted me - to a tattoo parlor!