I am the hockey god, hail me now!

Hockey has contact, you can touch someone without being called. Fuck soccer is annoying when you push someone shoulder to shoulder but you get called.

Hockey has big hits, FIGHTS!, its much harder to put a puck in a small net with a large goalie where in soccer its massive net, no gear for the goalie.

In hockey when you shoot the puck, it can hurt if you get hit, soccer you get hit and r like"what was that?"

Soccer has to much complaining and shit.

HOCKEY RULES!!!BITCHES!!
HOCKEY RULES!!!BITCHES!!
HOCKEY RULES!!!BITCHES!!
HOCKEY RULES!!!BITCHES!!
HOCKEY RULES!!!BITCHES!!
HOCKEY RULES!!!BITCHES!!

~ KAMAHAME---Oh shit it's happening again.... ~