Take the mannequins clothes, put them on and stand there still.

Next after people walk by, follow them and stop when you know they are a bout to turn around.

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Walk around with a box of condoms in one hand, and your other hand down your pants. (not neccessarily down boxers, but between boxers adn pants./shorts)

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Take a mannequin and pretend to have sex with it anywheres in the store where a lot of people will be. Make noises and stuff,

~ KAMAHAME---Oh shit it's happening again.... ~