Roflmao

I've done the condom one, where you fill your cart with condoms, except i filled mine with like 6 boxes..

Then when i went to pay, i was like " Oh shit, forgot my wallet in my moms car, gota get it, be right back" and never come back.

I've also played football, and slept in the patio furnature

I've threw shit over the aisle

I've stolen people carts on accident and purpose
I've put random stuff in people carts, like crayons and belts and shoes -.-

I've went to the electronics and acted like i was going to steal.. The workers followed me for a while, then when one wasn't looking, i crept up and literatly yelled " OMG HOW MUCH IS THIS MAGAZEENE IT HAS MY FAVORETE POKEMAN"(in a korean voice)