I am far more creative.

Ever see who can throw the store's apples over the most aisles?

Ever walk into the aisle's where they keep the patio furniture dressed in all black suits with earpieces and sunglass (agent style) with briefcases, sit down with a friend dressed the same and have a secretive exchange of goods and paperwork?

Ever do cartwheels the entire way out of the store while humming circus music?... Naked by the way.