[QUOTE=MasterAC]Ummm, ok. If you send me images I'll be able to make a better sig.

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Ok, just have something like "Menstrual Chunks", written in red letters, over top of something with these pictures





You dont have to use all of them just try making something funny with it. Or an alternative would be to do just the pasta dish but add something cool to it like animation.