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100% or 110%
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Posted 2004-06-20, 09:56 PM in reply to
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100% Explained:
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this...
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give
more
then 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then ..
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5+=100%
And
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%
And look how far ass kissing will take you:
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, but
Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!!
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