Crumpet stuffing is very fun
Y halo thar Mr. Clerk, do you have a hamburger bun
Would you care for a spot of tea
Excuse me sir, I have to pee
And I as I go to the bathroom
I hear a rather disturbing boom
Somebody crept up behind me
And grabbed my weewee
It just happened to be George Bush
So I asked him, whattya doin yew lil' douche
What's up lobsterbacks, muh name is Tony Blair
And if you fuck with me, I'll send off a flair
Right into yer eye BITCH
O noes, my balls have an itch

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