excerpt from Lord of the Bong: Fellowship of the Bong:

HAIRY and PIMPIN enter.

HAIRY
Wait! We're coming, too! You'd have to send us home tied up in leather with little bobs in our mouths to stop us.
FAGALF
SHUT THE FUCK UP HAIRY!

PIMPIN
Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission... quest... thing.

HAIRY
Well, that rules you out, Pimp.

PIMPIN
Well…it fuckin’ rules you out too, you stupid little pot-smoking shit-faced cocksucker!

BELLBAR
BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Bong.