For people saying there should be more options; Shut the fuck up and make a new poll, this isn't about some dickwad named Keanu Fuckin Gibson or something like that.

I'd rather see a movie with Collin Farrel, just because he gave Britney Spears a shirt that said, "I slept with Colin Farrel and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt!" After he tapped it. What? Pimp?