I'm at work.

These computers don't have AIM.

I can't download anything to these work computers, or else I'll get a bucket of shit dumped on me.

These computers don't have adequate IE or Java requirements to run AIM Express.

Considering those facts, I must use AIM Quick Buddy instead.

Apparently the Internet hates me, because Quick Buddy has failed to work every single time I have tried to use it in the last month.

Hence, I can't log into AIM.

It sucks.