"I sold Cliff Yablonski a goddamned lawnmower once. He said "I want to buy a goddamned lawn mower." I didn't know that the lawnmowers we sold were goddamned until Cliff Yablonski bought one. He also said that he needed the goddamned lawnmower for his toolshed, which was strange, because I thought he had only put up the frame."

- Blackjack (7-29-99)

Il papa caca nei legno?