Listen to this.

I'm at the mall with a couple of my friend's paying off my tux for Prom. After that I go to this store called Spencer's Gifts. They've got a lot of funny ass shirts and perverted crap. Anyway, I bought an earring that had 69 in the stud.

I go over to my girlfriend's house after I get back to spend some time before the weekend is over. She sees the earring and freaks out. She said, "Now everyone is going to call me a slut!"

I'm like, "teh fux?" She says, "You bought an earring that has 69 in it, and because I'm your girlfriend people are going to think we have sex all the time and people will call me a whore and/or slut!"

...Ok? I'm keeping it but I won't wear it all the time. Anybody else have any experiences like this they're willing to share?