"Oh no, the Dick Witch is here to shove her log into your eye. Jesus fucking Christ, what's the deal with all the mutants and wood today? I hate wood, I once fell asleep in the forest and I woke up in a jail! How the hell does that work, I fall asleep for five fucking hours and they somehow manage to build an entire jail around me, what kind of fucking shit is that? It's some Russian communist Cuban thing I tell you, and also I hate witches so that's that and if you can't deal with it then you can go back to Canada and your little commie pinko health care system."

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Il papa caca nei legno?