Don't believe ANYTHING they tell you! They're all hypocrites. Heres what do if you want to be respected and popular:

1. DON'T use good grammar.

2. Double post as much as you can!

3. Flame all staff.

4. Spam everywhere!

5. If you wanna change your name, change it to The1.

Follow those rules and you'll be modded, sup modded, or even ADMINed in no time!