Of all my broken bones, cuts and brushes with cans of mace, and a .22cal bullet in my u pper jaw, something so simple caused me more pain than I have ever experianced;

I was putting office furniture together on a rainy day, and I was having trouble putting the desktop on one of the desks...

It's hard to explain but the desktop dropped into place with my index fingernail aimed right for the supports, it was tiny jusst the corner of a desk drawer thing.. anyway it went into my fingernail and made a little 'v' and folded the tip of the v under the rest of the nail, surgery to get the bullet out was quite harsh also.

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