This is a big secret between all of us here at Zelaron, but I like you so I'll let you in on how to get the best signatures ever.

Here's what you do.

You go get on your pink tricycle and take route 90 up to Cape Cod, Massachussetts. As soon go over the bridge, you should see an International House of Pancakes. Walk in and take a seat. Order some pancakes, they're delicious. Finally, when you're done eating, go into the women's restroom and into the last stall in there. There should be a man in a yellow poncho. He's gonna give you a ticket for the Gravy Train, which so happens to be boarding the exact moment he gives it to you. Run out into the parking lot and board the Gravy Train. The ride will be tough, and you might not make it, but it'll be worth it. Once you reach the end of it, you'll be there. Ask one of the teenage mutant ninja turtles nearby how you would like your signature, and he'll "hook you up."

I'm glad I could help you.