I shall never conform. I'll type however I want to type. But at least I can spell properly.

Thou canst not force me to conform to thy ideals.


Embarrassing moment:

I was in choir, and singing (duh), and I tried to comment on how when everyone hit a certain pitch, my binder started to vibrate. But when I tried to say "binder vibrating", it came out "vibrator binding."

Oops.