Hint, it's not a virus, but a premonition post calculator. In short, you type in your current post count, and it will tell you how many posts you should have in a certain amount of days to keep up.
It also contains a list of all the user titles, with the exception for the secret ones, so let me know what you think about my first C++ program.

http://hem.passagen.se/chruser99/Zelaron.exe
(Copy and paste the link into your browser)

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