* You call your house your "Nexus."
* You play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS.
* You are poor and you tell your dad to harvest more minerals.
* You realize that you're broke and ask your parents to borrow some minerals.
* You decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!"
* You inject steroids into your arm on the way home to get there faster.
* You pretend that a box is an SCV and you sit in it and pick your nose.
* You send siblings out to scout neighbors' yards.
* Your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers."
* Your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting.
* You sit in a traffic jam and wonder if your car has a Siege mode.
* Laser pointers are now weapons of mass destruction - avoid them at all costs.
* The Bunsen burner in chemistry looks deliciously inviting as a splash damage weapon.
* You poke people repeatedly. Maybe they'll say something funny.
* You complain about the inefficiency of our military. Even on slow days, it only took you half an hour to amass a fleet and annihilate your opponent.
* You don't believe in the concept of overpopulation. Why not just build more supply depots?
* Missile turrets are a crucial part to any home security system. Bunkers too. Hell, a few Siege Tanks here and there wouldn't hurt.
* You call your school bully a Dragoon.
* You start calling rich people "n00bs" and tell them to play on real maps.
* You walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in.
* You think strategically placing Arbiters around your town/city so they can recall people wherever they want is a really good idea.
* You mistake your grandmother for an Infested Kerrigan.
* You mistake Democrats for UED leaders.
* You think babies come from Gateways.
* Your friend is a Hydralisk. No matter what anyone else says, he's a Hydralisk.
* You tell people to go somewhere and you start repeatedly "clicking" your finger.
* You try to Optical Flare your dog.
* You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
* You know everyone on Battle.net. Everyone on Battle.net knows you.
* You give people your Battle.net username instead of your phone number.
* You go by your Battle.net alias.
* You know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier.
* You can beat every Terran campaign mission with 4 marines and an SCV.
* You went as a Zealot for Halloween.
* You use the wall in your room as a board for designing new strategies.
* You can draw any custom map someone tells you to draw.
* You have been to every single StarCraft site searching for the best possible strategy.
* You have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case.
* You change religions. You are now part of the Khalai.
* You name your son Fenix.
* You have a meeting every week with your friends so you can come up with new strategies.
* The doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff."
* You force your mom to call the school bus a "Shuttle"
* You see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!"
* You worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers.
* You're sleeping with your girl and accidently scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name.
* You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing.