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Posted 2003-09-23, 03:25 PM
in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Review - Underworld"
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SPOILERS
This movie was awful. The coolest character was killed by the lamest character in the gayest fashion imaginable, the vampires were all bitchy, prissy goth wieners, and the fight scenes were atrocious. The best part about the movie was the werewolves. They looked badass and they beat the living piss out of the vampires.
The story was awful, the acting was awful and the plot inconsistencies were God-awful. Example: if Viktor was "too powerful" to be killed by pretty much anyone, you would assume that, if anybody, a creature that has the strengths of both races would be considered a "superior" creature and would destroy him. But, in the end, the super-powerful hybrid creature is incapable of defeating Viktor after ten minutes of fighting him. And who ends up killing Viktor? The chick. By cutting his skull in half. Ten minutes of fighting with a superior creature wouldn't kill him, but one well-placed slice from a fledgling vampire is enough to kick his ass. LAME.
This movie sucked balls. I've never been more bored in my life.
0/5 stars.


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