Five Good Reasons Why You Should Spay or Neuter Your Nigger

1) Spaying or neutering increases your nigger's chances for a longer, healthier life.


Spaying your nigger woman before her first estrous cycle (that is, before she reaches sexual maturity) greatly reduces her chances of developing breast cancer and completely eliminates the threat of uterine and ovarian cancer and uterine infection, which are common occurrences in unaltered nigger women.

Neutering your nigger man prevents testicular tumors and may prevent prostate problems. Neutering also decreases the possibility of perianal tumors and hernias, which are commonly observed in older, unaltered nigger men. Because neutered nigger men are less likely to roam, the threat of abscesses caused by bites and diseases transmitted by fighting are greatly reduced.
2) An altered nigger is a better pet for your family.


Male niggers neutered early in life are less aggressive toward other male niggers and are not distracted by female niggers in heat. Therefore, a neutered male nigger will be less tempted to leave your property and cross that dangerous highway searching for a mate. Neutered male niggers also are less likely to mark every one of your (or your neighbor's) expensive shrubs with his urine as well as inside the house.

Spaying your female nigger eliminates the problem of stray male niggers camping in your yard and decreases her desire to roam and breed.
3) No family wants to cope with an unwanted pregnancy.

Spaying prevents your niggers from giving birth to unwanted nigger kids.

4) Spaying results in a cleaner female nigger and home.

Because female niggers pass bloody fluid for about 5-7 days, once a month, as a part of their estrous cycle, constant care must be taken to avoid carpet stains in homes with such niggers. Spaying your nigger woman eliminates this problem.

5) You are helping to alleviate the nigger overpopulation problem.

Each year, millions of unwanted niggers are euthanized (killed) at shelters across the country. Although nigger behavioral problems are the main reasons they are given to shelters, many orphans are the result of accidental breeding by free-roaming, unaltered niggers. The more niggers spayed or neutered, the fewer niggers will have to be destroyed. Delaware Humane Association does not euthanized; however, hundreds of niggers are turned away each year because there is simply not enough room at the shelter to accommodate them.