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Stupid Huarse not cute
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Posted 2002-04-30, 09:18 AM in reply to Penguin's post "The history of PENGUIN.... Long post!"
flippers are cool, first off, mr.giraffe is recovering from a severe blow to the neck caused by a massively huge straw from the ground. Penguin argued that giraffe had too many spots, "SPOTS! I HAVE NO SPOTS" saiid giraffe but then penguin called clifford the big red animal
GTIRAFE U GOT SPOTS ALL OVER YOUR BOODY! I say! im CLIFFORD I LIKE BOOK FAIRS! LETS HAVE A FAIR RIGHT NOW
YOU LIE! I HGOTS SPORTS NO! AHHH DONT BITE ME MR CLIFF
ILL SAVE U GIRAFFE! JUMP ON MY FLIPPER AND CLAP YOUR HOOFS LIKE A MAGIC CARPET AND WE WILL FLY TO SAFETY
OK BUt DONT poke me! MY TAIL HURTS IT WAS BURNED IN A FIRE IN THE JUNGLE WHEN I ATTACKED A HUNTER! i called MOOSE MAN TO SAVE ME! MOOSE MAN!
SORRY IM NOT HERE! CALL ME LATER ON CELL MOOSE PHONE

Then EVIL clifford lunged at them with the HORRIBLY BOOK FAIR! AND HE STARTED THROWING RANDOM BOOKS



BUT ANGRY PENGUIN FLIPPED HIM WITH HIS FLIPPER! Clifford say "OW FLIPPER SLAY TAIL! HURT ME BAD EYE!" AND THEN! Mr.Girrafe flew to mexico to buy some salsa dip to put on cliffords eyes to make them BURN! HOT LIKE FIRE CHILE FROM MEXICO!

BUT NO!!! HE DIDDNT FIND ANY SALSA ALL HE FOUND WAS
THIs Crazy tribal girl named Shamooka and This sour cow for milk!


SO PENGUIN CONTINUED to beat clifford with his flipper as shamooka beat him with her hat as sour cow cow made clifford drink sour milk!

BUT THEN A LITTLE KID NAMED BOBOLY came with is pet TURKEY cause he was looking for his pet horse who was somehow his father! he gave us this poster to hang on giraffes head so everyone could look for it torgher!


BUT PENGUIN SAY NOOOOoo! YOU CANT! YOUR INDIAN! i MUST EAT TURKEY NOw. Boboly got mad and shot arrow into sky and did a rain dance "YOU DIE PENGUIN MIGHTY WATER HURT BIRDS CAUSE THEERE FEDERS!" Noo Said penguin! ITS A TRICK then clifford flew to the moon cause he got sick, SO PENGUIN SLAPPED INDIAN BOY WITH FLIPPER! AND TOOK THE TURKEY TO A FARM AND HE MADE A TURKEY FARM! AND GOT RICH! AND ITS HIS new LIFE

HE ALSO RAISED CHICKEN TOO!1!11
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