i think ether works on animals right?. go buy a can of starter fluid. mix half and half wit water and then take off the top layer. douse a cloth wit the top layer and put it up to ur cats face and hold it there for like 30 minutes. ur cat will pass out peacfully.

ether is an anestetic and will make humans/animals go night night in enough dose.

one of these days im gona get up and scream "stop being stupid!" then everything would be alirght. For seriously.