i like this part

Greatest Achievement

HITLER: Nearly Conquering all of Europe
Simon: Beating Zelda without losing a single life
OUTCOME:Simon; close doesn't count, Adolph

Greatest Shame
HITLER: Was defeated, driven to suicide
Simon: Used a Game Genie for the seventh dungeon
OUTCOME: Hitler; cheaters never prosper, Simon

I WAS LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY $#$%!#@!