Making a peanut butter and Jelly sandwich in 10 easy steps 101

1. get a metal or plastic, silver or white knife with 18 DULL teeth at the end.

2.get a 12 ounce jar of peanut butter (must be jiffy!)

3. get a sticky 16 ounce jar of jelly.

4. get 2 pieces of bread. (only white bread because it makes you constipated)

5. stick your metal or plastic, silver or white with 18 DULL teeth at the end knife, into the peanut butter.

6. get a glob of peanut butter on your metal or plastic, silver or white with 18 DULL teeth at the end knife and smoother the peanut butter on 1 piece of the White Bread.

7. Now, stick your metal or plastic, silver or white with 18 DULL teeth at the end knife, into the Jelly.

8. get a glob of Jelly on your metal or plastic, silver or white with 18 DULL teeth at the end knife and smoother the peanut butter on the second piece of the White Bread.

9. Put the two pieces of bread together with the peanut butter and the jelly facing INWARD.

10. Enjoy!