Well, bitch, perhaps in a woman's world computers dont have cases, and instead the parts dangle out all over.

Now before you reply with an "oh, I was referring to the lameness of it"-type response, I would like to point out that no one actually cares what kind of 'outfit' you wear or what post-period mood your skanky bitch ass is in today, as long as your legs are spread by 10 p.m. its all good, eh Medieval Bob?

Now before Medieval Bob replies with a "yes, but at least im not a virgin"-type reply, know this: Fuck you and your ugly small-breasted girlfriend.

Ha! I've covered all corners...and just to finish it all off: BAM!