Whore of Leaping Laughter

45 - 89 Damage
Enables flying
unable to attack
Really happy

Only Ring of the Anarchists
1 - 2 Damage
Not unique
Cannot be used
Museum officials come and take your item away
2% to have government hunt you down

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