GFraizer's Dildo

110 - 230 Damage
+1 to all moderating skills
+30% to ego
Ignore target's complaints

1.08 Persian Rug

-1 - 4 Damage
50% chance item will be insanely overpowered
50% chance item will be insanely crappy

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