gsus stole my story... so here's a funny story NOT about dueling...
One day I got tired of taking notes in class so i hired a monkey to take them for me. I sat there eating and sleeping while the monkey scribbled away on tiny pieces of paper. When the teacher came to collect the notes she got very angry because all the monkey had written was "Oot Oot I'm a Monkey! Can I have a banana?" Then the teacher got mad and made me re-write my notes. And with that story i learned to Never Trust A Monkey!