This happens to be www.somethingawful.com 's Awful Link of the Day...

A lot of the information in the second link is true... I live in Knoxville and I've noticed that a ton of people have been absent from school... perhaps from this or from the other 4 things going around... I don't know about any "secret" government experiments, but I'll keep a look out for any contrails or demons.

Il papa caca nei legno?