How to please a woman? Love her, buy her gifts, miss the superbowl for her, buy her jewelry, act like you're interested in what she's talking about. How to please a man? Show up naked, bring bear.


God that is truthful. Also, there's always abortions if you do mess up. But, havent you ever noticed that the people who are so adamantly against abortions are so ugly you wouldn't want to touch them in the first place?