Gundam Guy vs. Goku

Gundam Guy: I have a big robot! Look!

Goku: I am just a guy without armor or weaponry!

Gundam Guy: Right! Now I will tell some sort of longwinded story that doesn't really concern anyone!

Goku: Noo! I will turn my hair yellow to beat up your giant robot!

Gundam Guy: Oh crap! Yellow hair! This reminds me of a story!

Goku: Not another story! I will make my hair longer!

Gundam Guy: But that will make you powerful somehow!

*Goku uses BIG ASS BEAM*

Gundam Guy: Noo! My gundam is disabled! Just like it was once in a story that I have!

Goku: LOL I KILLED UR D00D