I love nukes. Especially when I click that big fat button that says Attack. I have so much defense, this guy has 200 units attacking me, and he loses every one of the, and me only losing a handful of troops.

But still I boast. I admit right out that I am NOT the best dude on NZ. But having a Laser Fence after 30 days of registration ain't too bad.

Mmm...butt-rubbin....Wait....wtf am I doing? God I am useless.