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Posted 2002-09-22, 11:02 AM
in reply to WhaBAM's post "Jokes!!"
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Originally posted by !King_Amazon!
Two guys are drinking at the bar one night till closing time. After the bar closes, they go to a friend's house and drink even more. About 4:30 am, guy1 says to guy2, "I gotta go home. My wife is gonna kill me." Aw, don't worry about it, you can make it up to her." guy1 looks nervous and says, "No, she might actually kill me dead." OK, here's what you do. When you get home, go inside, leave all the lights off. Take off your shoes and sneak into the bedroom then get naked and crawl into bed from the foot end under the covers. Crawl right up between her legs and start licking her pussy. Lick her pussy for all you're worth, lick to save your marriage, lick her pussy to save your life! She'll come all over your face and then roll over, fall asleep, and forgive you." So, guy1 says, "OK, I guess it's worth a try." He goes home, sneaks into the room, leaves the lights off, takes off his shoes, takes off his clothes and crawls into bed from the foot end. He crawls up between her legs and starts to lick her pussy. He licks her pussy for all he's worth. He licks her pussy to save his marriage, he licks her pussy to save his life. After an hour of moaning and thrashing and bucking, his face is completely covered with pussy juice and she starts to come. She comes over and over for three or four minutes then she rolls over and falls asleep. "Well," he thinks, "Great! it worked!" He slides out of bed and goes into the bathroom to wash his face. When he opens the bathroom door to come back out, his wife is standing there. She says, "Shhh... be very quiet and come into the living room. We're sleeping in there while your mom stays in our room."
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Thats nasty.
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