Turn your useless, two-legged mut into a useless, two-legged mut with a wheel attached to him!



Are you sick and tired of that damn two-legged dog just sitting around the house collecting dust? Well now you can restore your once-beloved pooch to it's former, mobile glory with this amazing new adjustable wheel-on-a-belt thing. Sure, he won't be able to control the direction he's going in, but his senseless wandering will provide countless hours of welcome distraction for you and your family while you cope with the never-ending, joyless nightmare that your life has become. Did we mention it folds for easy storage? Does that make you feel any better, you awful dreg?.......................................$19.95