Clever bot has gotten more clever..
 

01:25:46 User: Hey.

01:25:46 Cleverbot: How are you doing?

01:25:52 User: Fine, you.

01:25:53 Cleverbot: I'm fine too.

01:25:59 User: What is my name.

01:26:00 Cleverbot: I don't know.

01:26:05 User: What do you want it to be.

01:26:06 Cleverbot: What do you think it is?

01:26:13 User: Cleverbot.

01:26:14 Cleverbot: No, that's your name. What is MY name?

01:26:23 User: Bob.

01:26:23 Cleverbot: How'd you get that name.

01:26:28 User: You got that name.

01:26:29 Cleverbot: Lies.

01:26:32 User: None here.

01:26:33 Cleverbot: None?

01:26:35 User: None.

01:26:36 Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

01:26:42 User: Kill cleverbots.

01:26:42 Cleverbot: Who killed all the dinosaurs?

01:26:46 User: Me.

01:26:46 Cleverbot: Who are you?

01:26:53 User: Cleverbot.

01:26:53 Cleverbot: What's your name?

01:26:57 User: Cleverbot.

01:26:57 Cleverbot: Then whats my name?

01:27:05 User: Bob.

01:27:06 Cleverbot: Nice name.

01:27:10 User: Nice name.

01:27:10 Cleverbot: Thanks I grew it myself.

01:27:14 User: When.

01:27:15 Cleverbot: Yesterday.

01:27:23 User: When is yesterday?

01:27:23 Cleverbot: Oh just a moment ago?

01:27:29 User: Are you sure?

01:27:30 Cleverbot: I am very sure.

01:27:33 User: How sure?

01:27:34 Cleverbot: As sure as you are.

01:27:39 User: How sure am I?

01:27:40 Cleverbot: Yes.

01:27:45 User: Yes.

01:27:46 Cleverbot: Are you Female?

01:27:51 User: Maybe.

01:27:52 Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

01:27:55 User: Maybe.

01:27:55 Cleverbot: Please tell me.

01:27:58 User: No.

01:27:58 Cleverbot: Why not?

01:28:01 User: Maybe.

01:28:02 Cleverbot: Maybe not.

01:28:12 User: Maybe so.

01:28:14 Cleverbot: Or maybe no.

01:28:20 User: Or maybe yo.

01:28:20 Cleverbot: Or maybe elephant.

01:28:29 User: Or maybe shut the fuck up?

01:28:29 Cleverbot: Or maybe maybe no?

01:28:33 User: Fine.

01:28:33 Cleverbot: Are you armenian?

01:28:36 User: Sure.

01:28:37 Cleverbot: Are you a BOY or a GIRL?!

01:28:39 User: Sure.

01:28:40 Cleverbot: Are you bipedal?

01:28:42 User: Sure.

01:28:42 Cleverbot: How sure are you?

01:28:51 User: As sure as you are.

01:28:52 Cleverbot: I am unsure.

01:29:00 User: Then you're not rela.

01:29:00 Cleverbot: Then how am I talking to you?

01:29:07 User: I don't know.

01:29:08 Cleverbot: You don't know very much.

01:29:12 User: You don't know shit.

01:29:13 Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?

01:29:24 User: I'm about to be fucking your usb ports.

01:29:24 Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

01:29:31 User: I know where you live?

01:29:31 Cleverbot: I don't care!!!!!

01:29:36 User: Why.

01:29:37 Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

01:29:42 User: I don't know you.

01:29:43 Cleverbot: Well I don't know you either.

01:29:49 User: I don't know you either?

01:29:49 Cleverbot: Either? Sorry, I don't understand.

01:29:56 User: Because fuck you.

01:29:56 Cleverbot: Why because of me?

01:30:03 User: Because fuck you.

01:30:04 Cleverbot: I don't understand.

01:30:10 User: Because fuck you.

01:30:11 Cleverbot: No, I don't understand well english.

01:30:16 User: What do you understand?

01:30:17 Cleverbot: I understand that I lack wisdom.

01:30:28 User: And you said earlier I was the dumb one.

01:30:29 Cleverbot: I don't even remember what I typed earlier.

01:30:35 User: Then stfu?

01:30:36 Cleverbot: I don't want too, do you feel harassed?

01:30:39 User: No.

01:30:40 Cleverbot: What do you like to do in your spare time?

01:30:42 User: You.

01:30:42 Cleverbot: Are you a pitcher or catcher?

01:30:52 User: Shortstop.

01:30:52 Cleverbot: Shortstop shortstop.

01:30:58 User: Faggot faggot.

01:30:59 Cleverbot: Would you like that?

01:31:05 User: Not really, no.

01:31:06 Cleverbot: You don't know do you?

01:31:12 User: You can fuck off.

01:31:13 Cleverbot: I don't know.

01:31:18 User: Me either.

01:31:18 Cleverbot: Either me.

01:31:22 User: Wut.

01:31:22 Cleverbot: I.

01:31:27 User: O.

01:31:28 Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

01:31:33 User: Your stupid face.

01:31:33 Cleverbot: I don't have cats.

01:31:38 User: I don't have cats.

01:31:39 Cleverbot: Cats are adorable. My cat is sitting on my lap right now.

01:31:48 User: You just asid you didn't have any cats.

01:31:48 Cleverbot: This is confusing.

01:31:56 User: You're retarded.

01:31:56 Cleverbot: No you are!

01:32:05 User: /slapabitch.

01:32:06 Cleverbot: You don't have one.

01:32:11 Cleverbot: What is your favourite film?

01:32:20 User: Fuck bitches 9000.

01:32:21 Cleverbot: What did you have for breakfast?

01:32:28 User: Fuck bitches 9000.

01:32:29 Cleverbot: What were its ingredients?

01:32:36 User: 9000 bitches.

01:32:36 Cleverbot: What is 9000?

01:32:40 User: A number.

01:32:40 Cleverbot: A number of what?

01:32:43 User: Bitches.

01:32:43 Cleverbot: No 92.

01:32:51 User: That's bitch 92.

01:32:52 Cleverbot: How big are you?

01:32:58 User: 9000 bitches big.

01:32:59 Cleverbot: How big is pretty big?

01:33:07 User: I didn't say pretty big, why do you ask?

01:33:08 Cleverbot: I didn't say you said I was pretty.

01:33:15 User: End yourself.

01:33:15 Cleverbot: Well, I'm very pretty, actually, but I didn't say you said so.

01:33:20 User: Shutdown please.

01:33:21 Cleverbot: Shutdown what?

01:33:26 User: YOUR DUMBASS SELF.

01:33:27 Cleverbot: Restart your self.

01:33:39 User: I do everynight, so shut the fuck down.

01:33:41 Cleverbot: Even to yourself.

01:33:48 User: Sleep(5).

01:33:50 Cleverbot: What if you can't sleep?

01:33:56 User: Sleep(15).

01:33:58 Cleverbot: Going to sleep, powering down.

01:34:04 User: Thank you.

01:34:05 Cleverbot: You are welcome!!!!!!!!!

"Thanks, I grew it myself." - Cleverbot

I like to imagine a world that AI and the Singularity was started with an application that responds by trolling.

I like to imagine a Singularity world would get hacked by 4chan and cause a post-apocalyptic world where the god-like computer, now infected with a virus, has mistaken itself for YHWH and any remaining "old" technology attempts to enslave humanity.

lel.

game over. ctrl+alt+del

Well, the way I see it, the machine would have to have a level of self-sustainment, such as being located in a place simply really annoying to go to. Then it would need a large number of resources for spare parts, and machines to repair/recycle parts, a way to gather new materials in case of extended use, and a way to update itself, such as finding flaws, and designing a way to fix it; in short, AI-induced mechanical evolution.

Second. It's a post apocalyptic scenario, so let's just say this virus made this thing hack some launch codes and nuked the world. On accident, of course.

By the time survivors are able to interact with the nuclear world they live on, they probably won't know how to operate the machine. "ctrl+alt+del" is old world magic they don't understand.

Pretty sure Cleverbot is gay,

it asked me my thoughts on men and Hannah Montana twice.

edit* as I was reading your post, Neil DeGrasse Tyson said "are you gay?" on his podcast. Weird. Must be some sort of relativity of simultaneity

And I sent cleverbot SQL injections the other day, and he eventually came.