The Girl
 

I saw her. I sat by her. I talked to her.
We got tipsy.
I saw her eyes. A weird color I don't recognize. She smelled like cheez its, and kept talking about how much she wants elf ears.
Her purse, an anime cat. Her two front teeth, big, her cloths wreaked of cigarettes.
Her body as tall as mine, but thin and muscular. She showed me her armpits, hairier than mine own. She had tried to dye her hair, but it came out squirrel colored.
She asked me if I wanted to play CoD and kill zombies with her.


And I knew she was the one.

For reference, the other girl I dated for a loooong time and me broke up. So this is a new girl.

Hairy girls don't do it for me. My girlfriend lives with a girl who doesn't shave anything, and she's an otherwise attractive girl (very fit, skinny, tall) to the point that I'm pretty sure I suffer from some form of cognitive dissonance when I look at her. On first glance is hot, but then I notice the chewbacca legs and feel like I'm going to lose my lunch.

Just go get fucked by a dude already.

Tyler????????

The smell of cigarettes is enough to turn me off.

None of those things turn me on.

Everything about her turns me on.

Go fuck a guy Skurai, that's essentially what you are looking for. a guy with boobs and a vagina.

That's called a girl.

He wants dick too. Or Buck Angel.

Actually, I think I'm perfectly fine with this girl.
She's even agreed to be physically abusive to me.

It's posts and threads like this that make you look retarded and why none of us will ever take you seriously.

I.... I don't....... Sigh.

The fun part is that this is probably one of the most "I'm telling the truth" threads I've ever posted.

Let me quote what Atnas just said when I read him this thread:

That's pretty much what goes through my head every time I see a post by him.

Now I definitively know why I don't like you. Submissive guys give me the creeps.

That doesn't bother me. The fact he is still alive and in denial that he probably likes dudes is sad, though.

Beta??
Do you know how many [other betas] I had to contest with for her?
Like, 3.
I may be beta, but I am the alpha-beta.