My Yearly Check-in
 

This place has spam-bots like my house has stink bugs.

Seriously, is anyone else dealing with these fucking things?

They're assholes.

I am no longer acknowledging the presence of you "members" who make one post per year. Fuck off. If you're too good to hang around then we don't want you here.

Ello VD (lol) how've you been?

Hey punk. S'up?

Oh...you know...married. Trying to buy a house. Vacillating between being overwhelmed and bored out of my skull at work, depending on what day it is. Endlessly searching for the free moments when my wife is out of the house so I can play video games.

Grown-up shit.

Grown-up shit sucks.

So how's everyone? I see Spector is still alive (good news), and K_A still has a dump truck's worth of sand in his e-vag.

Anything else I've missed?

Why did you get married? Do you want kids?

I'm coming around to the idea. I am 33 after all. Now's about that time.