It all makes sense now
 

Skurai is the devil and he's punishing us for our existence.

http://i.imgur.com/xLoie.png

Hmm. I wonder if being Satan is a bannable offense.

Personally, and this is just me, I think it is.

I have to agree with kagom there, I believe being Satan is bannable. The trafficking of souls is illegal last I checked.

Now, that's just racist. Being the Devil is not necessarily a bad thing. sinning morals are jumping to conclusions, and must be punished. <33

I REBUKE THEE SATAN IN THE NAME OF THE LORD ZELARON ALMIGHTY! LEAVE THIS PLACE! LEAVE THIS PLACE THOU FORSAKEN FALLEN ANGEL!

Seriously, get thee hence Satan. No one wants you here.

I'm Neutral Good Dark, Satan is Lawful Evil Light.
We have nothing in common.

Shut the fuck up Satan.

Equip me, to get Jive Talk and Deadly Fury.

No, just no.

I'm a great Magatama! C'mon, just give me a try for a level or two~!

Your SMT references fall on deaf ears.

I always new Zelaron needed.... hearing aids! *ba dum tiss!*

Go ruin someone else's threads.

This my thread. I am the subject. Me. I'm the star, here. You fine your own thread!

Go die in a fire.

You're have to burn me down with every single thread I've ever been in, to do that.
And then burn some more!

Seriously, stop being so weird. I'd like you more if you acted less like a weird little shit.

He's acting like it's an act so he can pretend it isn't real. He is, in fact, a weird (massive) shit.

This is 110% likely to be true.