hai Zelaron!
 

miss you :D

I never thought I'd say this, but we miss you too. Skurai has pretty much taken this place over and he isn't half the troll you used to be.

He's not even half of the half of a troll he used to be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P91F2zdBIpY

D3V is now the main hero of a video game where he liberates Zelaron from the evil dragon Skurai, who is actually just a mad man in a pink dress, controlling a dragon. The Priestess is controlling me Ultimecia (FFVIII style) and is the final boss.

Skurai has never been funny. A Troll that isn't funny is just a loser.

Usually when I get positive rep and I'm told I'm funny, it's when I'm making fun of YOU, D3V.

Do you do that on your other accounts or something?

Actually my favorite example is you!

my return is nigh. Galaxy S2 is within a week away from being upgraded ;D

Galaxy S2?

Skurai, your signature and avatar sort of creep me out. Leave the kiddies alone.

I am no a pedophile.
I am in fact, the opposite.
I WANT to be a little girl.

Why a little girl? Why not just a regular girl?

Admit it, you have a loli complex.

Well, for me, it's anything 6 to nine, or anything 17 to 20. Those are only ages (and estimated sizes to go with said ages) I'd want to be.

The in between is dumb.

And loli sex actually upsets me and makes me angry. I cannot understand a sexual attraction to a small child, and dislike anyone who has it, honestly.

I call bullshit.

Shit posting will not be tolerated, D3V. :x

okay I lol'd when I read that, but only because your avatar is so goddamn retarded and I caught it in my peripheral.

U just super jelly, i know.
U all wish u had ponyswag liek me

what is this shit

I guarantee you're still a horrible, asinine person.