Kim Jong Il is dead
 

http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/18/world/...html?hpt=hp_t1

He worked too hard. Poor guy.

Kim Jong Il is now Kim Jong Dead.

He's estimated to be 69.
We don't even know his age.
How are we supposed to believe he's even dead?

That's actually quite a valid point.

Today, S. Korea reported that N. Korea tested a new short-range missile. What better way to hide that you're gearing up for war by announcing something huge to take away the attention of the media... such as the death of your long-maligned Overlord.

Jong-Il's son, Kim Jong-Un is being hailed by the people of N. Korea as the "Great Successor". What I find most terrifying about him is that he was privately educated in N. Korea, and apparently has a degree in Computer Science. Yay, cyber warfare?

Not to worry. They still have 1200 baud modems over there

He can go suck his daddy's dead dick. He's just as batshit insane and hopefully will be what the people need to get out of the lives they're stuck in.

"This just in, Kim Jong Il’s last words: “Hey, bob-a-rhee-bop. *finger snap**" - Steve Martin