Question!
 

Let's pretend that, for whatever reason, my girlfriend was a virgin, but for whatever reason, had an extremely intense orgasm while we were, for whatever reason, fooling around. Now, afterwards, her stomach, for whatever reason, was in really bad pain and had been for the rest of the night.
If this happened, what does it mean? Not that it happened or anything.

Sounds like a common immaculate conception

But that goes against everything you stand for, Grav.