GF of 3.5 years just dumped me
 

Wooooo! Hell of a day! Hope things are going okay with you all. Just love sharing my misfortune.

Sucks.

KILL HER. Now.

Damn. That's some shit.

Reason?

I just dumped my girlfriend of about 4 years a few months ago. Feels great actually. Free.

Knifes are quieter, and let you express yourself more. Use a knife on her.

Dude. Fuck her. Being single is the way to live anyways.

I was working on something like this, and then the bitch got pergnant. :cry:

Falcon punch to the stomach.

Vair`?

Suicide is not the answer. Just reintroduce yourself to your hand. Man to hand relationships are some of the closest bonds on Earth.

I'm practicing the Taoist cultivation arts of injaculation. 100 days of no sex + Learn to keep yourself from ejaculating = One very potent orgasm.

I'm on my 5th hour.

Hahaha, you're killin me man. I'm about 5 minutes away. Keep talking dirty.

I thought that was Buddhist.
Wasn't it in American Pie?
Or was that Hindu?
Doesn't Hindu count as Buddhist? They have the same mythology.
Really, Buddha is like Jesus to them. Hindu is like Jewish ideas, while Buddhist is like Christian ideas.
I'm just waiting for the Muhummad of Hindu to show up.
Muhummad was a pedophile.
It's understandable, for the old testament characters, since they could live for 100s of years, but Muhummad was a recent figure. It's inexcused. I really is.
Small children should not have sex.
How can a man of God have sex with a child?
At least they were married.
I wonder if she even wanted to be married.

You obviously know nothing about Buddhism/Hinduism if you think they have the same mythology. Hindu have many different gods, while a lot of Buddhists don't even consider the idea of a supreme creator or being. They do have similar doctrines, but they are certainly not even remotely the same.

OK.. I had to start over several times... I'm on my 2nd day.

This might take a while. >_>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism_and_Hinduism
That's not what wikipedia told me.

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