Minor Grievance? Bullshit.
 

Q: Why do black people eat Tootsie Rolls with a fork?

Because they might mistake their fingers for extras.

Easy now...

why?..

So they don't bite their fingers. LL

You ruined the joke.. :[

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Does no-one read the rules any more? Double posting is bad. Do it again and I will rip your head off and rape your windpipe. You've been warned.

I ruin most things.

Edited by Lenny

Does no-one read the rules any more? Double posting is bad. Do it again and I will rip your head off and rape your windpipe. You've been warned.

That's my edit tag, bitch. You make me sad by using it without permission; it's like breaking copyright, or jerking off onto a kitten.

:(

... But I like your edit post... :(

Here's an apology.
"I'm sorry."

and then my dad hits me, and I'm nine years old and tells(yells at) me that "sorry is for pussies" and he leaves home for a week, leaving me to cook for myself. :D

I forgive you, for ruining my joke. Sorry to hear about your dad, man, that's hella harsh.

Lol, it's fine. I don't live with him anymore, besides that was Millions of years ago. It's not his fault, anyways.

It's not his fault? M'kay, hahaha. Good to hear you aren't around that kind of punishment anymore. How was your day and what-not?

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 hos...

Oh SNAP!!!! ROFLROFLROFLROFL!! That's a really good one, haha.

What's the difference between K_A and Tiger Woods?


K_A is drunk.

(Made that up off the top of my head)

Not bad, not bad! I giggled irl.

And I actually know who he was.

I'd never heard of Tiger Woods until the whole thing with him recently popped up.