In Nomine Chruser
 

Where has our Lord and Savior gone? For why he has abandoned us, we do not know.

It is only getting darker and darker as we approach midnight.

He hasn't really gone anywhere. Zelaron is just worthless now.

Soon the sorrows will start and the Zelarondammerung will begin.

First WetWired will be consumed by the hound Skurai. Then the mods will battle with jamer and kyeruu. Then the site will be bathed in e-flames.

Then it shall rise again from the seed of mantra porn.

wtf are you on

In one of the ensuing battles, Chruser will be spotted, but it will be discovered that it is a clone created by the stupid imagination of Skurai and kyeruu's buttbabies. It will rise and lead many to believe that it is the true Chruser, but after the death of WetWired, the truth will be discovered and blood shall be spilled.

That's Me. :D
Where's WW? I'm hungry.

Fear not, for the hound Skurai will be slayed by the mighty K_A and his Claymore +1.

+1? What am I, a Mid-boss?

Upon the death of Skurai, there will be rejoicing, but it shall be short-lived as kyeruu appears.

The best thread of 2009!

My god...the Savior returns!

So when does Lolki show up again...?

There is no Lolki, you dimwit.

Awwww. :(

I await the day you follow George W Bush's footsteps and choke on a pretzel.

"I got a D-W-I."

Zelaron is just down, there has been nothing relevant for a while to bring new people in. Without new people comes no new thoughts or discussions, but rather repititous irrelevant banter.

Diablo 3 is probably our only hope, but it has been our only hope for years now so what's new.

Advertisements can work wonders. I'm not sure how much SA charges these days, but either way, Zelaron needs a banner ad (probably 728x90 px). Half of the sub-forums are probably unnecessary, too.

We had discussed doing that once before, I believe.