Urinating on the can: guys only
 

I've had a discussion with a friend about this, and we want the public to settle it.

I thought it was involuntary.

Pee first -> flush -> dump

Make sure to vote on the poll, you cretins!

I multi-task on the toilet, goddammit.

A better question is, do you sit or stand to wipe?

Actually, we did that one already.

http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44914

Seemed familiar...

Why are you the creator of that thread, too?

...talking to the same guy...

Homo .

Is this the main subject of your conversations with this individual?

I don't see how you would not pee while taking a dump... unless you do like Spector and waste an egregious amount of water. The two actions are controlled by the same muscle (lazy ass/efficient evolution).

On a tangential note, given I can only imagine Spector's method being used to avoid pee-splash, have you guys ever considered the physics problem behind optimal splash avoidance? Obviously this is hypothetical, but pooping from a greater height maximizes distance but also splashback, while pooping at close water-range has the opposite effect. I suppose what you'd want to do is write (or google) an equation that solves for the volume of water splashed onto the ass as a function of height and then differentiate it for minimization. Of course, this neglects other variables such as density and shape of the poop, but I guess you could consider a generalized model only.

I don't read on the toilet.

No. But he's taught me so much!

Obviously.

It only seems natural to piss while taking a dump on the toilet. On someone's house is a different story....Could possibly get your shoes and slacks wet.

Or instead of going through all that trouble, simply place toilet paper in the toilet prior to pooping. /problemfixed