Le Morte de Kagom Jack
 

If most of you haven't noticed, I've not really been online since about Wednesday/Thursday. I had my two bottom wisdom teeth taken out and it's just had me gone away from my computer and pretty much all civilization except my loving and caring mom (who has been such a good sport and pampering me and cooking for me, despite how sick she's been feeling) because, well, she's probably the only person I cared to be around because my face was swollen and for the first day or two smelled nasty because of the blood clot and stuff.

I'm getting better, still sorta anxious to eat anything solid juuuuuust yet, but I'm sure by next weekend I'll be back to normal.

Oh, also, I scored a phone number from a cute local guy. Go me!

I had a gay co-worker tell me he'd leave his family for me if I was gay.

This is relevant.

When I got my wisdom teeth pulled, all 4 came out at once.

I got so sick of the taste of blood that i blended a cheeseburger with yogurt and slurped it with a straw.

It got some laughs. ANd didn't taste half bad.

I'm happy the taste of blood is at a minimum. My lips are still getting caked in blood when I go to sleep though, which sucks because my lips are hella dry from the change in the weather, so it's even more of a hassle to deal with.

Burt's Bees Lip Balm

This.

Been using it, actually. It's Ginger & Lemon flavored.

For our users who use British English: Oy, been out 'n about usin' it for a short change and sixpence. Is Ginger 'n Lemon flavoured.

You're high on opiates, KJ.

You know what? So what if I am. I'm a grown ass man!

I told the gay guy I roleplay with that, once. He seems to favorate me a little over others, now... :o

Um. What?

/facepalm

Gay robot. Just remember that.

The robot thing was like 3 months ago! D:
And I'm not gay!

Right, whatever.

Y'know what? I like Lady Gaga, so say whatever you want, I don't care. :o

Yup, that proves it. You're gay.

I'm your biggest fan
i'll follow you until you love me
Pa-pa-pa-parazzi!